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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Sports Jokes - 2

Q: What did the bumble bee striker say?
A: Hive scored!
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Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball!
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Q: Why did a outfielder take a piece of rope onto the field?
A: He was the skipper!
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Q: How do hens encourage their baseball teams?
A: They egg them on! 
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Q: What part of a football pitch smells nicest?
A: The scenter spot! 
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Q: What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?
A: Cold Trafford!
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Q: How did the football pitch end up as triangle?
A: Somebody took a corner!
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