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#1 2020-07-04 00:40:38

ganesh
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A Few More Cow Jokes - 1

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
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Q: What do you call a cow you can't see?
A: Camooflauged.
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Q: What does a cow put on his french toast?
A: Moooolasses.
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Q: What do you call an evil cow?
A: De-mooooon.
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Q: Why was the cow so scared?
A: Because he was a cow-ard.
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Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A:A lawn moo-er.
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Q: Where do cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.
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