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clone trooper
wait for it wait for it who is it
I got a new girlfriend on the 17th of january
Any of you have boyfriends or girlfriends
13 14 in august
Korn all the way
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hi this is PowerMan
I havent been on the website for about a year and wanted to reintroduce myself, so HI ![]()
Can you make the file size for avatars bigger
nice use of these
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tell me about it
scary robot
her first album sold like 4+ million copies although i do not have it. i always get Jesus take the wheelstuck in my head
rida just don't listen to them, i have a guy in like 6 of 8 classes (that is three times out of 4 a day).In language arts i pronounced something wrong and he always would use that when dissed him hard. i just did not listen to them and he stopped, thank god, now i can diss him even harder. haha
bright but good
Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. They are also very happy with their current phone service. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
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ok but not very funny like soha said
http://www.gifanimations.com
under fire i think go there it has some awesome avatars not saying u need 1 though
do u want it to be animated.
After a power outage: Hi, this is Ralph. The good news is that my power is back on. The bad news for you is, so is my answering machine. So, leave a message.
This is not an answering machine--this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.
Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec. If you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now. If you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now. Otherwise, press 3 and leave your message now. Pressing 3 is optional.
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bad teacher bad
she was the one that told me.
bad teacher bad
explosions awesome. the deaths of explosions are not awesome though, bad BAD BAD