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**Vulcan****Member**- Registered: 2005-04-23
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hello

i'm vulcan

you may remember me from such forums as 'Members only' and 'Jokes'

any questions?

one day, i couldn't find my hat

then it occured to me that i didn't have one

so i didn't where it!!!

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**MathsIsFun****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-01-21
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Hello and welcome (for the FOURTH time!)

Yeah, I've got questions. LOTS of them. And you?

"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman

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**Zach****Member**- Registered: 2005-03-23
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What's the square root of infinity?

Boy let me tell you what:

I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.

And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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**mathsyperson****Moderator**- Registered: 2005-06-22
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Infinity squared is infinity, so it follows that the square root of infinity is also infinity. Probably.

Why did the vector cross the road?

It wanted to be normal.

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**stewie****Member**- Registered: 2005-03-28
- Posts: 820

Si.

HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY

Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name

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**Roraborealis****Member**- Registered: 2005-03-17
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'Si'?

School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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**mathsyperson****Moderator**- Registered: 2005-06-22
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Spanish for yes, although it should technically be sí.

Why did the vector cross the road?

It wanted to be normal.

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**MathsIsFun****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-01-21
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It also, quite confusingly, means 'if', for example 'si usted desea' means 'if you wish'

"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman

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**ryos****Member**- Registered: 2005-08-04
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Except that when it is used as "if", it has no accent. Kinda like este, éste, and esté are three completely different words.

El que pega primero pega dos veces.

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**MathsIsFun****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-01-21
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Well, thanks, ryos!

"Gracias mucho"

Now I am slightly less confused about spanish ...

"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman

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