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**mathaholic****Member**- From: Earth
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PSY: I have 1 billion views on YouTube.

Juianthemath: Really?

PSY: Of course. I am very popular indeed.

Julianthemath: Let me see your Gangnam style, then.

PSY: Okay.

Julianthemath: Wow! 999,999,999 views!

PSY: Nope. Now 1 BILLION views.

Julianthemath: Wow!

Okay. What is the square root of 1 billion?

PSY: Don't know.

What could PSY say to julianthemath?

Discuss your answers here on Cafe Infinity!

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Hahaha!

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: Harlan's World
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Actually, he has more around 993.5 million views...

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**mathaholic****Member**- From: Earth
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Find the square root of 1 billion!

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hi;

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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Why do we care?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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It is just a question. math really does not have to have a purpose. I like it too but mathematicians insist that it does not need too.

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**ShivamS****Member**- Registered: 2011-02-07
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Agnishom wrote:

Hahaha!

I can't understand the joke.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Oh I get it, he meant about his 1 billion views. Does he really have 1 billion views?

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**ShivamS****Member**- Registered: 2011-02-07
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999999999 + 1 is 1 billion?

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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But did he have 999999999 views?

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ShivamS wrote:

Agnishom wrote:Hahaha!

I can't understand the joke.

You won't.

You will not be able to find that the "Interesting Conversation" interesting either.

*Last edited by Agnishom (2014-03-11 04:36:32)*

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hi Agnishom;

I am sure that ShivamS meant no insult and was just saying he did not understand.

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I was not insulting him either.

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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We went on and on in that thread for about 7 pages of posts.

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Which?

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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The interesting thread.

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It will have more pages soon because I have found a more interesting conversation

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Okay, is it by the same person?

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No, it is my chief artist this time

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Your chief artist? Who is that?

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**ShivamS****Member**- Registered: 2011-02-07
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Agnishom, I apologize if it appeared as an insult (I can't understand how though...) but I had no such intention.

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No, its okay. I did not see it as an insult.

That post was not an insult either.

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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bobbym wrote:

Your chief artist? Who is that?

Or my chief designer. Its M. (not the CAS)

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**ShivamS****Member**- Registered: 2011-02-07
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Agnishom wrote:

No, its okay. I did not see it as an insult.

That post was not an insult either.

Thanks. And I didn't mean that your post was an insult. By the way, I'm really slow at understanding jokes.

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