Re: You might be a mathematician if
You do not need to^.
I can write 70 words per minute but i cant read my own handwriting.
I spend more time with my mobile than with my family.
My IQ is greater than my weight.
I explain 3 yr olds, why the sky is blue using terms like scattering,
interference & diffraction.
I have no life & can prove it mathematically.:->
I think in "maths".
I can translate english into binary.
I consider any non-science course "easy".
An 40/100 is heaven to me.
My xerox bills soar higher than my pocket money.!!
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Who are you to judge everything?' -Alokananda