OK, I'm a six foot, three inch version of um....George Clooney....built like Sylvester Stallone....and I'm a multi-millionaire....so be nice to me....
....OK, I'm an ugly ol' cuss:p (hope I can make you laugh)
Glad to get to know you!
Ugly! Ahahaha... Oh... Wait...
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.