Got a twenty ounce bottle of diet coke, unscrewed the cap and it said "sorry, try again", so I screwed it back on and tried again, it still said "sorry, please try again"! This went on for like twenty minutes. I'm just gonna drink the thing....
. Move to jokes?
I'm sorry, I thought this was the forum which reads "General discussions about life, the universe, anything. "
I hate making those instant noodle things. It is having to stand in boiling water for 2 minutes that takes all the fun out of it.
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
I'm sorry, I thought this was the forum which reads "General discussions about life, the universe, anything.
No, that's fine...it was just a suggestion!
And the trainee worker who went to fetch a 'long stand'...
Trainee: 'Hi, I was told to come here to get a long stand.'
Boss: 'Wait here. I'll be back with it some time or another.'
The scottish government (I think) did a survey on whether students doing social studies at University would like to go on and become social workers.
Amazing 96% said they would. The survey cost around £57,000. Talk about an exercise in stating the obvious.
Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly