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LQ · 2010-12-14 10:30:58

no, how many bounces until it has left my body

bobbym · 2010-12-14 10:34:27

The mean or average is what you want. I ran over to the university, got passed their guards and other pathetic security measures. Hacked the password for the Cray supercomputer that they are using to compute grade point averages and ran my MCMC ( Monte Carlo Markov Chain ). The stunning answer, less than 1 bounce per photon!

LQ · 2010-12-14 10:40:28

Really? Wow, you could do that?

bobbym · 2010-12-14 10:43:05

Just did! Anything for you! But the answer makes sense. Most photons are absorbed by your skin in the form of heat. A small number bounce off. So the average amount of bounces is between 0 and 1, and much closer to 0.

LQ · 2011-01-07 21:33:23

so, of those 14 mole, hm... Perhaps 20 joule... per second?

I'll count on that tomorrow, see you then, right?

good luck with your exit m8.

have fun.

PS. I have made a new discovery about myself. I believe that quantum entanglements are due to a tunnel behind the photon, Since mine is connected to a black hole, that it's some sorta capilar force that draws the black holes matter to me, quantum capilar force. The longer the capilar, the stronger the force and bigger the me. Imagine that I found a person like me with a tunnel to another black hole. If the tunnels met, all the matter would leak out on the weakest point of the capilar, somewhere in the middle, resulting in some sorta calamity in space.

bobbym · 2011-01-08 03:05:40

That may be true but there is no one else like you so do not worry. Space is safe.

LQ · 2011-01-08 03:59:23

I think there are more like me, allthough not on this planet perhaps. Allthough there is said that there once was gods on our earth, allthough perhaps they're in the same family, from the same black hole, hence it bears no consequence. Unless I'm not from the same black hole.

bobbym · 2011-01-08 04:05:25

That should be your first priority. To find the black hole that spawned you.

LQ · 2011-01-08 04:09:25

What if whatever comes out of that quantum entanglement has real feelings, that the capilars releases all the junk that went into the black holes as feeling matter, and a new Big Bang forms from me! that sounds so important that it can't be missed!

bobbym · 2011-01-08 04:15:38

If you were the causative agent of a big bang, the central point of it, you would eventually expand until you popped. I mean there would be LQ everywhere. We should not risk it.

LQ · 2011-01-08 04:18:29

Wait. I believe there are several different entanglements comming out from the same black hole, some sorta capilar force drags them out. There would not only be me coming out of it; it would be everything that got in in the first place. From my capillary

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bobbym · 2011-01-08 04:33:20

But how would you come out of it. Would you be whole or spaghettified?

LQ · 2011-01-08 04:35:40

I would still be able to feel for real, but I surely would explode. I think.

bobbym · 2011-01-08 04:37:52

So let us keep you away from any black holes. Until they develope black hole armor.

LQ · 2011-01-08 04:54:52

Exactly, else there will be a wyrmhole between my black hole and the other one. That's a really dangerous experiment.

Even the same black hole would be unwanted, since it then would form a circular black hole, imensely lethal to all life.

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bobbym · 2011-01-08 05:05:29

I agree. Let us not be like those guys in the labs who would gladly perform any experiment. Even one that would destroy life everywhere.

LQ · 2011-01-08 05:07:04

Exactly. Let nature flow naturaly.

bobbym · 2011-01-08 05:14:20

You are a wise man.

LQ · 2011-01-09 09:42:26

I understand now. I am a white hole. I will grow until the absurd, and then I explode, after that a black hole will form in the middle.
I'm like a humungous flower in space.

I believe earth was the safest place for me, nothing dangerous for a white hole anywhere near.

I'm sorry!

bobbym · 2011-01-09 09:44:16

So you plan to explode. I never would have guessed it. It was staring me right in the face and I never saw it.

LQ · 2011-01-09 09:47:48

I'm sorry bobbym. I'm sorry everyone. I guess you understand that whatever you do, that you all will die from this. Good bye everyone. I loved each and everyone of you!

PS. I will explode, the capillaries will widthen and a wave of matter will stun this galaxy.

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bobbym · 2011-01-09 10:00:03

What you can do is give me an approximate date. I would like to borrow some money, you know things like that.

LQ · 2011-01-09 10:07:30

I weigh 130 kg roughly. I'll check my growth in the register at home. Do you want that posted or should I make my own calcule? you seem to be up to it!

bobbym · 2011-01-09 10:15:58

Post whatever makes you happy.

So you are saying you are expanding.

LQ · 2011-01-09 10:20:43

Not that quick yet. It's not over yet, excuse me for the anology, but rome wasn't built on one day.

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