Elmer R Manfredgensonson who works for a major US car company set out to prove that not only are cars wonderful (and reasonably priced) but that they contribute to the environment. He planted his vintage automobile and watered it every day until a huge redwood sprouted from it. No, magic beans have nothing to do with it, just good solid American engineering. Elmer has since installed an ATM and a carwash in there and is currently negotiating with McDonalds. Plans are also underway to hollow out the tree to make way for an elevator, allowing tourists to ride to and from the top. Elmer claims that television reception is great due to the height of the tree.

There is a dark side to the story. Currently it is estimated that over 300 cats reside in the tree unable to get down. Local fireman have made 2 attempts to rescue the poor animals but were themselves lost in the giant structure. Some locals believe that aliens reside high up at the top and are abducting the would be rescuers. Major R.R. Kimmbby of the USAF denies this assertion.

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