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#1 2005-04-15 03:49:29

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Electron

An electron walks into a bar (ouch)

No this is it....

An electron walks into a bar and ask the barman for a pint of coke. And the barman says "For you mate no charge"

heheheheee
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Hello i am static
Now you know me!
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Hello i am static
You know me now?? Ok??
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Hello i am static
You now know who i am? Yes?
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Knock Knock
Who's there???
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I just told you. You said you knew me!!!!!!

The last joke was really bad, but i forgot how it went. Sorry if i offended any one with the badnessness of the joke.

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#2 2005-04-15 03:52:32

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Re: Electron

u seem cool but your jokes are awful and you want me banned. why is this? also you must vote in the members only section. just write vote WTF or Vote Stewie

I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool
 

#3 2005-04-15 04:28:07

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Re: Electron

i only said ban you and stewie because you wanted each other banned and i know the jokes are awful. what does voting do???

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#4 2005-04-15 04:53:04

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Re: Electron

Like, gves them ego boosts.

School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
 

#5 2005-04-15 04:54:37

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YES!!! ego boosts are good for the soul, its been scientifically proven by science

I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool
 

#6 2005-04-15 04:55:44

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Re: Electron

So vote, my dear, VOTE!

School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
 

#7 2005-04-15 04:56:50

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as should ye. VOTE 4 WTF!!! big_smile

I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool
 

#8 2005-04-15 04:57:34

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Re: Electron

thats right folks! vote 4 me! big_smile

HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool
 

#9 2005-04-15 04:58:02

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neva!!!

I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool
 

#10 2005-04-15 04:59:41

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How long will this go on for?

School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
 

#11 2005-04-15 05:00:01

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ur going down chum.......p

HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool
 

#12 2005-04-15 05:00:30

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til voting is over.

I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool
 

#13 2005-04-15 05:01:08

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until i am president and recieve an apolgy from WTF

HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool
 

#14 2005-04-15 05:02:51

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u will get no apology until i get 1. hehehehe your head.....and the wall......with the hitting......*runs away giggling*

I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool
 

#15 2005-04-15 05:05:00

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how mature.  Do we really want a president like WTF?  thought not

HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool
 

#16 2005-04-15 05:05:21

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you guys are always on here!  i am jealous of you.  people always take my computer!

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#17 2005-04-15 05:07:08

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if elected, i will make sure no one takes your computer.......somehow

HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool
 

#18 2005-04-15 05:14:22

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lol, ull never ever ever get it!  its mine!!!

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#19 2005-04-15 05:29:44

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stewie has no power at all. he is a baby. Mr T on the other hand would beat them down with his almighty cabbage gun

I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool
 

#20 2005-04-15 07:44:00

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Re: Electron

Vote Zach for president and everyone gets witty comments thrown at them!

[Insert Witty Comment Here]

Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
 

#21 2005-04-15 19:43:23

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Don't vote in a president with a peanut fetish. it won't do us any good.

Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly
 

#22 2005-04-16 00:59:18

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At least I won't be chocking on pretzels.

Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
 

#23 2005-05-06 05:04:55

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Or me.

School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
 

#24 2005-05-06 06:25:23

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yeah... i have 2 stand over there now

HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool
 

#25 2005-05-06 06:38:39

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Re: Electron

My humour is too advanced for some.

Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
 

 

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