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#1 2006-06-27 02:03:10

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just for fun jokes!

three men jump off the same diving board into a swimming pool.the first 2 men get their hair wet but the third man doesn't.WHY?


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#2 2006-06-30 17:28:25

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Re: just for fun jokes!

That was a Lateral Thinking puzzle! Almost!!!


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#3 2006-07-01 06:30:26

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Re: just for fun jokes!

Thats a good one.


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#4 2006-07-07 09:26:20

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Re: just for fun jokes!

I was going to go for:


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#5 2006-07-07 10:06:20

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Re: just for fun jokes!

there is no water in the pool, the first two get their heads bloodied and thus wet, the last breaks the fall by landing ontop of his friends and strolls away with a dry head.


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#6 2006-10-23 07:15:30

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The first time I heard it I thought it was what Patrick said.


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#7 2006-10-23 09:42:02

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Re: just for fun jokes!

Well, all the answers are valid I guess


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#8 2006-10-23 16:41:17

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Re: just for fun jokes!

hehehehe Funny


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#9 2006-10-24 04:17:00

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Re: just for fun jokes!

Thanks!


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#10 2006-10-24 05:26:22

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Re: just for fun jokes!

I'd say he's probably bald. Or he's wearing some sort of ultra-protective hairnet (the kind with no netting).

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#11 2006-10-24 07:53:58

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That's another possibility...............


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#12 2006-10-24 09:31:30

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Re: just for fun jokes!

I say bald, too. Or maybe he's wearing a swimming cap.

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#13 2006-10-24 11:02:24

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Lots and lots of possibilitys!


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#14 2006-10-24 19:08:07

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Or, maybe he had hair, then froze time; and while time was frozen, he shaved off/pulled off all of his hair in mid-air-freeze. Then he unfroze time.

Mjeh. Could've happened.

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#15 2006-10-26 12:17:07

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Re: just for fun jokes!

Maybe.............. Maybe not.


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#16 2006-11-03 15:26:37

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Re: just for fun jokes!

haha nice 1


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#17 2006-11-04 01:27:22

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Thanks chelsea!


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#18 2006-11-12 05:05:16

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Re: just for fun jokes!

What if the third man was wearing one of those hair caps?


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#19 2006-11-12 06:07:22

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Re: just for fun jokes!

coolcat23 wrote:

Maybe.............. Maybe not.

Maybe it was a figment of your imagination that I said that.

coolcat23 wrote:

Yes................. I think it was.

big_smile

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#20 2006-11-26 23:37:40

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Re: just for fun jokes!

maybe this is nice


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#21 2006-11-27 08:42:17

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Re: just for fun jokes!

Very funny Devante.....................


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#22 2006-12-02 20:46:24

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Re: just for fun jokes!

ohh


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#23 2006-12-09 01:11:10

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Re: just for fun jokes!

Devanté wrote:
coolcat23 wrote:

Maybe.............. Maybe not.

Maybe it was a figment of your imagination that I said that.

coolcat23 wrote:

Yes................. I think it was.

big_smile

whats figment


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#24 2006-12-09 01:27:08

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Re: just for fun jokes!

Figment: A contrived or fantastic idea; "a figment of the imagination".

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#25 2006-12-09 04:13:12

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Re: just for fun jokes!

under stood

thanku


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