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Hi;

I have a friend who is looking for a new name for himself. He wants it to be an unique name.

Please suggest ideas.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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A username?

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No, a real name for himself.

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Does he not have a name his parents gave him?

If not then from this day hence he shall be called Einar.

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He wants to change his name.

Einar sounds like an interesting name. Do you have any more of these? Preferably something original

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Nope, I have named him and Einar he shall henceforth be.

The name is of Norse origins and means One who fights alone.

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But this thread is about getting suggestions, so that he knows what is the best to name himself.

Einar is not an unique name. There are people named Einar. We are looking for unique names, like Agnishom. There was no one called Agnishom before me.

How do you pronounce Einar?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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There are two cultures that have names I can not pronounce, Norse is one of them. I would guess it is Ein ( sounds like nine without the n in front ) Ar ( sounds like heart without the t).

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Oh okay, thank you.

Do you have other suggestions?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Of course but they are utterly imbecilic. Who would want a name like Kaboobak?

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That sounds interesting to me.

Keep going.

Have you heard of Princess Consuela Banana Hammock?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hmmm, there are plenty more where that came from.

Have you heard of Princess Consuela Banana Hammock?

Is she running for office?

How about "Afghanistan Banana Stand" or mammym's favorite, "schnortcoker"? Maybe even another mammym sidesplitter, "goontz."

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No, seriously, my friend asked me to ask bobbym, because bobbym might be able to invent a few good ones.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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The only thing that fellow could ever invent is another way to burn food. What is wrong with goontz?

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Does a name start with a small letter?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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It does not, so it is Goontz.

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