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As you may remember the Alligator's embarassing defeat at the hands of that darn cat.
http://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=17566
Well it wasn't over just as I predicted. In a fantastic display of Alligatorian dominace our gator takes on a fully grown watermelon.
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Will we ever see the match Cat vs. Watermelon?
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So that's a score draw: tigers watermelons
The ranking table looks like this
top
domestic cat
lion?
watermelon = tigers
alligators
bottom
Bob
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I would have to say the melons did not fare well.
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What about ponies? And Pikachu? xD
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Ponies? Ponies do not like watermelons. Pikakaboobly doo would not last 10.3 seconds vs a gator. Unless you mean the virus...
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Who says ponies have to like melons?
What about Thor then?
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Thor? The thunder god? Does he like watermelons? They did not mention it in the movie.
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That doesn't mean he doesn't. But I am asking where he would be on Bob's table.
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According to the video it takes 2000 lbs of pressure to crush a watermelon like that. None of the cats could deliver that.
Seems this is common among reptiles though:
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So it's like Rock,Paper,Scissors,except it would be called Cat,Melon,Gator.
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No, that was not my purpose at all. I want to make that clear. My other thread was pro mammal. Many reptilian groups complained about it, saying it was harsh and prejudicial. Because I am a mammal, it could be viewed that way. I wanted to give our reptilian cousins equal time.
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No, that was not my purpose at all. I want to make that clear. My other thread was pro mammal. Many reptilian groups complained about it, saying it was harsh and prejudicial. Because I am a mammal, it could be viewed that way. I wanted to give our reptilian cousins equal time.
How have I insulted any mammals?
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How the heck do you get that out of what I said?
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I got that from the pro mammals sentence. I do not understand that post at all. What language is that,Udmurt?
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Udmurt
Is that a yogurt?
So it's like Rock,Paper,Scissors,except it would be called Cat,Melon,Gator.
I was just pointing out that it was not my purpose to establish a cat, melon, gator hierarchy. Nor was I trying to demonstrate yet another example of non transitivity.
I was trying to be fair.
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I know,but it still comes out that way.
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I have to disagree. It does not come out like that. I have gone through lengthy explanations. Explanations that should satisfy you, A.L.L. and A.R.T.
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ALL and ART?
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Yes, Annie Scales, chairman and founder of Alligators Last Longer waylaid me in Food For Less. She was irate over my treatment of gators in the first thread and Art Tails of A.R.T. supports her position.
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A.r.t.?
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A.R.T. = Alligators R Tougher.
The conversation with Art Tails was gut wrenching. There are currently 1.5 million gators living and working in the southeastern United States. They are trying to solve the complex problem of being assimilated into our society. It is not easy according to Artie. They do not need me to make their life harder.
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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
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All this chat about mammals and reptiles and meanwhile you are ignoring an entire phylum here.
Where do snails come in the hierarchy?
Bob
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You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself..........Galileo Galilei
Sometimes I deliberately make mistakes, just to test you! …………….Bob
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Hi Bob;
We have little hammers for snails. That may bring Sam Slugge, chairman of S.L.I.M.E. down on me. But the obvious interpretation is not what I mean.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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