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#101 2012-04-16 19:10:59
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I do not think so. Trust me you are mistaken.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#102 2012-04-16 19:25:20
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Well now you say that, of course I won't.
I'm sure Stefy would remember. If we were speaking then...
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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Cheer up, emo kid.
#103 2012-04-16 19:27:45
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I do not follow you. First you can not remember your own name. Then you want to marry Gilligan or was it the professor? Now you think you are talking to people who are not here. I am confused.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#104 2012-04-16 19:53:35
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Now you're making assumptions.
I always know my name.
& I only talk to imaginary people... sometimes...
& by Stefy and I speaking I meant at that point in time when we may or may not have started conversing when we met.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#105 2012-04-16 19:57:44
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Oh I see you talk to imaginary people. Do they talk back? Do they get surly?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#106 2012-04-16 23:18:00
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Are you kidding? They're the only people I know who don't get surly. If anything I get surly with them.
But I'm sure I've told you all this before.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#107 2012-04-16 23:20:03
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So you get mad at imaginary people. Hmmm? Do you throw things at them? I hope you do not throw sharp objects.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#108 2012-04-16 23:30:39
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Please, if I were a knife thrower I'd be in the circus.
Throwing blunt objects at them depends on how mad I am.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#109 2012-04-16 23:44:12
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Hmmmm? Are you sure you want to tell people that?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#110 2012-04-18 17:49:47
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They already know how crazy I am.
No thanks to you.
It shouldn't really surprise anyone...
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#111 2012-04-18 19:11:08
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You assault imaginary people with both blunt and sharp objects after yelling at them and I am crazy?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#112 2012-04-19 15:10:17
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I didn't say you were crazy.
Or... I tried not to. & I didn't imply it either.
I don't throw sharp objects, it's rare I'm trusted with them.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#113 2012-04-19 16:44:21
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I think you are not safe with a keyboard.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#114 2012-04-20 17:11:11
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Gee, thanks.
It's the build up of little things like that that make me wonder why I'm even here.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#115 2012-04-20 18:21:07
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Not that again.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#116 2012-09-05 21:44:28
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Nice Jokes!
bobbym wrote:
Hi;
2, 6, 10, 11 and 19 are definitely true and I can prove it.
Prove it then
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
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#117 2012-09-05 21:51:08
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Hi Agnishom;
Prove it then
Since this is a joke thread and this is a math forum I was being mathematically funny. I thought the very idea of proving those asertions was a joke in itself.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#118 2012-09-07 12:17:49
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And why did you think 3 is False?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'The whole person changes, why can't a habit?' -65
#119 2012-09-07 15:06:00
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I have done plenty of stupid things w\ithout ever being seen.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.