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#326 2011-01-13 07:17:24
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No I have... your real name is Dr. Phil, you have your own TV show. 
Haha I am just kidding. And as far as hallucinations... I have.
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#327 2011-01-13 07:25:00
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Oh no! Far from being that phony! I am a bonafide imbecile. He is a fake imbecile. Call me anything except late for dinner. I mean call me anything you want but do not connect me with the lizards you see on tv.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#328 2011-01-13 07:27:05
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I was joking! xD
And okay, I will not call you that again. How about Bunny-bunny-nom-nom-nibbles? Can I call you that?
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#329 2011-01-13 07:33:40
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What the heck is that. I am not a bunny. I am a boy. You can call me sir.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#330 2011-01-13 07:35:46
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Bunnies can be boys too, if I am remembering correctly. And I thought it was cute.
And no... Mr. M, is the closest thing you will get out of me.
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#331 2011-01-13 07:38:36
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How about Mr. Sir m. You know I am scheduled to be knighted.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#332 2011-01-13 07:40:26
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Nope. But I will settle for Brave Sir Robin, if you play your cards right.
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#333 2011-01-13 07:44:52
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Sir Robin of Locksley? No, bobbym is fine.
okay
or
nope
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#334 2011-01-13 07:54:59
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Wrong thread again....
But yes, bobbym works
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#335 2011-01-13 07:57:25
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I know, but it seemed fitting.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#336 2011-01-15 08:34:25
#337 2011-01-15 08:35:04
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What are we talking about?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#338 2011-01-15 08:37:44
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You put a "this or that" question in here a few days ago. You said you thought it was fitting. I was agreeing that perhaps it was.
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#339 2011-01-15 08:41:18
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Ah yes. That guy is so boring I even forget what he said.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#340 2011-01-16 20:31:22
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OMG, that's hilarious!
That reminds me of the other day when I put a last letter game word in THIS or THAT. Then bobbym insulted me, that hurt. But I had an excuse, I was sick that day.
My excuse today is: I feel so much like Catwoman! I almost died & nobody cares!
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#341 2011-01-16 20:34:17
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I think you have the facts of that day wrong. You insulted bobbym. That is not easy to do but you did it.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#342 2011-01-16 21:05:46
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No he insulted me whilst he was correcting me. That wasn't fair.
If I insulted him, prove it. I demand evidence!
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#343 2011-01-16 21:21:24
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I saying you shouldn't be a moderator was just friendly banter.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#344 2011-09-01 11:27:30
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Here's one (you may have heard it before though):
A neutron went to a restaurant and asked the price for a soda.
The waiter replied: For you no charge.
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.
-Archimedes
My maturity level depends on the people I am around.
#345 2011-12-01 09:32:08
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Q: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
A: It's mole-itically incorrect
#346 2011-12-01 09:33:09
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Q: What is a mole's favorite movie?
A: The Green Mole
Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
A: Moletiplication
Q: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
A: Watermolens
Q: Why was there only one Avogadro?
A: When they made him, they broke the Moled
Q: What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
A: Moleonucleosis
Q: What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A: A bunch of Moleasses
Q: What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?
A: Oil of Molay
Q: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?
A: He makes mountains out of mole hills
Q: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?
A: Molybdenum
Q: What is Avogadro's favorite kind of music?
A: Rock 'N' Mole
Q: What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?
A: A chocolate Molted
Q: What happens when a mole bites a dog?
A: He becomes Moleicious!
Q: Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?
A: Father Molecahy
Q: What was Avogadro's favorite Indian tribe?
A: The Molehawks
#347 2011-12-01 09:34:47
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Q: How does Avogadro write to his friends?
A: By e-mole!
Q: Why is Avogadro so rich?
A: He's a multi-mole-ionare!
Q: What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
A: Marsh-mole-ows!
Q: Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
A: She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
Q: What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?
A: The mole the merrier!
Q: What is a mole's favorite television show?
A: Molerose place
Q: What is Avogadro's favorite day of the week?
A: Moleday
Q: What are mammoles?
A: Four-legged animoles!
Q: How would you describe a stinky chemist?
A: Mole-odorous
Q: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
A: One of his molars.
Q: What did one mole say to the other?
A: We make great chemistry together.
Q: What kind of test do student moles like best?
A: Mole-tiple choice.
Q: Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?
A: He was only tense to the 23rd.
#348 2011-12-01 09:35:47
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What's the mole's favorite college football team?
The Florida State Semimoles
What's the mole's favorite Disney Channel movie?
Mole-aweentown
Who is the the mole's favorite actor?
Mole Gibson
Who is the mole's favorite rapper?
Mole-ja Boy
What is the mole's favorite tv show?
Mole-eesha
Why are moles bad at counting?
Because they only know one number.
What's the mole's favorite brand of soda?
Coca-Mola.
What's the mole's favorite Disney Movie?
The Little Molemaid
What is the mole's favorite Britney Spears song?
Gimme Mole
Why do moles love music from the 60's?
Because of Moletown.
Why are moles always on the phone?
Because they love moleble devices.
Why do moles love Tyra Banks?
Because she's on America's Next Top Moledel
Why don't moles like Rod Stewart?
Because he's a wannabe Barry Manimole
What are the moles' favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?
"I'm mole-ting, i'm mole-ting."
Why don't moles like teenage actresses?
Because Lindsay Molehan gives them a bad reputation.
Why are moles always eating?
Because they're molenourished.
#349 2011-12-01 09:36:56
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A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is MOLASSES!"