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#1 2010-05-29 18:15:20
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⇒ I asked God for a bike, but I know that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness!
⇒ I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made!
⇒ If everything goes perfectly, something’s wrong!
⇒ Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
⇒ The future isn’t what it used to be.
⇒ Thinking is the last thing on my mind! 
If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point.
#2 2010-06-11 05:56:21
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"Would a fly without wings be called a walk?" Lol!
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#4 2010-06-13 16:13:24
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I'm sorry, soroban, I don't get half of those. Such as the one with Elvis, and the one about the 3 Stooges. But an apathetic sociopath sounds a lot like me...
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#5 2010-06-13 16:17:30
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Hi soroban;
Actually those are pretty good. Surprised that anybody remembers the 3 stooges?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#7 2010-06-21 18:00:23
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Those I get. In fact the ones I found most funny were the math related ones! And the second one I already figured out myself. And the last one, my dad says all the time.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#8 2010-06-21 18:13:33
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Hi;
Are you sure about the 42.7% ?
half the people you know are below average
Could be less...
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#9 2010-06-22 18:11:05
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What? You mean 42.7% of people you know are below average? Wow. Most people I know are like that. I've classified them as "The Sub-species".
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People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#10 2010-06-22 18:13:18
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What? You mean 42.7% of people you know are below average?
That's not what I said.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#11 2010-06-22 19:43:22
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That's what I read. Because that's what it sounded like.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#12 2010-06-22 19:45:08
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Sorry, you read it wrong. Mine are 2 separate jokes.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#13 2010-06-22 19:46:31
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They're jokes too? Now you have me way confused!
We'll talk about this later...
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People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#14 2010-06-22 19:50:59
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Yes, they are jokes of the jokes. They are nested jokes. jokes(jokes()). Compositions.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#15 2010-06-25 19:40:07
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Well, they weren't funny. They just got people confused. It doesn't really work when it's not in person. Y'know?
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#16 2010-06-25 19:41:58
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Nope. Mine are hilarious. I still can't stop laughing.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#17 2010-06-30 16:14:31
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They maybe funny to you, but I keep telling you that the jokes don't really work without the tone.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#18 2010-06-30 16:23:39
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Don't see what you mean. Tone? My joke are jokes of the jokes, therefore super funny. Why would I be laughing if they weren't?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#19 2010-06-30 16:37:48
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kind of like sarcasm, you can tell people are trying to be sarcastic because the joke is tone of voice based. You're super jokes are like that but we can't tell if they are because it's postal based.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#20 2010-06-30 16:39:14
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But I am still laughing!
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#21 2010-06-30 17:01:07
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That's cause you told it, you know it's a joke cause you made it up.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#22 2010-06-30 17:02:37
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I can understand it and it is hilarious, I am still laughing.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#23 2010-06-30 17:03:45
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I don't even know what the joke was anymore. Or were they 2 separate jokes?
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#24 2010-06-30 17:04:46
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2 hilarious funny jokes, I am still laughing.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#25 2010-06-30 17:08:41
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The first one definitely was not funny. I still don't get the other one.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.