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#1 2010-05-28 20:15:20

ZHero
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Short Jokes / One Liners

I asked God for a bike, but I know that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness!


I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made!


If everything goes perfectly, something’s wrong!


Would a fly without wings be called a walk?


The future isn’t what it used to be.


Thinking is the last thing on my mind! wink


If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point.

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#2 2010-06-10 07:56:21

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Re: Short Jokes / One Liners

"Would a fly without wings be called a walk?" Lol!


Of Moons, Birds and Monsters

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#3 2010-06-12 03:34:51

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#4 2010-06-12 18:13:24

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I'm sorry, soroban, I don't get half of those. Such as the one with Elvis, and the one about the 3 Stooges. But an apathetic sociopath sounds a lot like me...


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#5 2010-06-12 18:17:30

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Hi soroban;

Actually those are pretty good. Surprised that anybody remembers the 3 stooges?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#6 2010-06-19 07:34:49

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#7 2010-06-20 20:00:23

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Those I get. In fact the ones I found most funny were the math related ones! And the second one I already figured out myself. And the last one, my dad says all the time.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#8 2010-06-20 20:13:33

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Hi;

Are you sure about the 42.7% ?

half the people you know are below average

Could be less...


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#9 2010-06-21 20:11:05

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What? You mean 42.7% of people you know are below average? Wow. Most people I know are like that. I've classified them as "The Sub-species".

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People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#10 2010-06-21 20:13:18

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What? You mean 42.7% of people you know are below average?

That's not what I said.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#11 2010-06-21 21:43:22

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That's what I read. Because that's what it sounded like.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#12 2010-06-21 21:45:08

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Sorry, you read it wrong. Mine are 2 separate jokes.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#13 2010-06-21 21:46:31

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They're jokes too? Now you have me way confused!
We'll talk about this later...
GTG, CYA


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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#14 2010-06-21 21:50:59

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Yes, they are jokes of the jokes. They are nested jokes. jokes(jokes()). Compositions.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#15 2010-06-24 21:40:07

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Well, they weren't funny. They just got people confused. It doesn't really work when it's not in person. Y'know?


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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#16 2010-06-24 21:41:58

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Nope. Mine are hilarious. I still can't stop laughing.

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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#17 2010-06-29 18:14:31

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They maybe funny to you, but I keep telling you that the jokes don't really work without the tone.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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#18 2010-06-29 18:23:39

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Don't see what you mean. Tone? My joke are jokes of the jokes, therefore super funny. Why would I be laughing if they weren't?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#19 2010-06-29 18:37:48

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kind of like sarcasm, you can tell people are trying to be sarcastic because the joke is tone of voice based. You're super jokes are like that but we can't tell if they are because it's postal based.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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#20 2010-06-29 18:39:14

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But I am still laughing!


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#21 2010-06-29 19:01:07

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Re: Short Jokes / One Liners

That's cause you told it, you know it's a joke cause you made it up.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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#22 2010-06-29 19:02:37

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I can understand it and it is hilarious, I am still laughing.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#23 2010-06-29 19:03:45

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I don't even know what the joke was anymore. Or were they 2 separate jokes?


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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#24 2010-06-29 19:04:46

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Re: Short Jokes / One Liners

2 hilarious funny jokes, I am still laughing.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#25 2010-06-29 19:08:41

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The first one definitely was not funny. I still don't get the other one.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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