Math Is Fun Forum

...i dont get 'em, but ill take your word that they're funny.

A blond was going to Disneyland and saw a sign that said:

Disneyland Left

So she says "Oh, well.", turns around and goes home.

"Shoot C", indeed!

Epic!

It was awfull. I didnt eat til dinner the next day, and that nite i didnt sleep til 3 in the morning...and as for dignity, I didnt have any to begin with, cuz i lost it all while i was moping in my room the next few days.....

hey welcome!

Thanks! you too! Yeah, I kinda lost touch with one of my best friends. So heres wy im homeschooled:
So im walking home from school with my friendTyler, and theres a group of guys in front of us. Tyler spits on the ground, a guy in front of us saw this, and, looking for a fight, says,"Why'd you spit on my shoe!", even tho he knew full well that he didn't spit on him. So all of his friends turn around and are pushing us around, spitting in Tylers face, and cussing us out. We endure this for about a 1/4 mile, when out of nowhere this other dude that wasnt even involved came out of no where and punched me in the face. Ive been in alot of fights, but ive never EVER been punched this hard, EVER. So regain my composure and before i can say anything, this dudes a block away on his bike. I come home and, even tho i tried to hide the bruise, my mom says,"Who hit you?". And now here I am a year and a half later, wishing i could be in school. Luckily tho, im going into hi school this upcoming school year so hopefully i can re-establish sum friendships. Yeah so back to my friend, Tyler. I rarely see him anymore, cuz hes to busy hanging out with his 'cool' friends, and my other friend is so focused and getting sponsored(he's a die-hard skateboarder) that hes becoming so full of himself that he doesnt even care that ive gotten alot better at guitar, and ive congradulated him on HIS accomplishments AND volunteered to put his videos together. When i tell him that ive learned a new song he says something to the effect of "oh i dont realy like that song,its kinda lame. But hey watch this...". And he hates my girlfriend. can't win 'em all tho right?

Yeah i call everyone 'man',sorry 'bout that. The WWE has become something...um...else. Back in the day the undertaker was cool then he cut his hair and went for the biker look around 2003 then recently took back his old look (minus the purple gloves and boots), but I think hes just to old to strike the same kind of fear into the hearts of other wrestlers like he used to...anyhoo, the beasts of the field...(pause for dramatitic effect)...should stay in the feild, or at least the scary ones!

I think 3...yep. Definitely.