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I recently have been noticing that alot of the new members that are joining this forum are advertisers because their signatures show links to different websites they work at or people tell them to advertise here because of the numbers of members here.
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Sorry for not responding. I was busy practising for an assighnment. Here's the answer:
Excuse me, but are you not the same person writing all of these down because the writing and punctuation is all the same.
I joined and added you! I am still with the same username, jabah013.307
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Welcome to the forum! ![]()
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I have been questioning for ages but can it be possible for an Administrater to ask help from the Members and the Real Members? I have been reading all the posts but not even one administrater has even asked for help.
Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he is always a goblin.
i believe this one does not make sense as the goblin and the ghost are very different beings.
No! Ha! Its not because of the similarities, its because of goblin, the one when you eat to much!
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Wow ganesh, this must take alot of time to type!
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It is not persons, it is people.
I have not learnt about this so maybe you can give me some explanations????
Thank you very much phrontister! I now understand very much now!
Yes so how do you work this out?
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That was easy:)
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Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand
A: Quattro sinko.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?
A: Ghoul keeper.
Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
A: Yeller!
Q: What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
A: Cheerios!
Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she's always running away from the ball.
Q: When is a baby good at basketball?
A: When it's dribbling!
Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail?
A: Because he shot the ball.
Q: Why do basketball players love donuts?
A: Because they dunk them!
Q: What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A: A ball hog!
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A: They both need a good batter!
Q: What's a golfer's favorite letter?
A: Tee!
Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: A bat!
Q: At what sport to waiters do really well?
A: Tennis, because they can serve so well.
Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: They sit next to the fans.
Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: He wanted his quarter back!
Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?
A: The players raise a racquet.
Q: Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
A: He was perfecting his swing.
Q: Why did the ballerina quit?
A: Because it was tu-tu hard!
Q: How do football players stay cool during the game?
A: They stand close to the fans?
Q: What is an insect's favorite sport?
A: Cricket!
Q: What do hockey players and magicians have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks!
Q: Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
A: Because he just ate and didn't want to swim on a full stomach!
Q: What is the hardest part about skydiving?
A: The ground!
I am not really sure about this but I worked it out in some way that came up in my mind.
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