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#1 Re: Jokes » Chemistry » 2011-11-30 10:36:56

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.

    One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

    The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"

    The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is MOLASSES!"

#2 Re: Jokes » Chemistry » 2011-11-30 10:35:47

What's the mole's favorite college football team?
The Florida State Semimoles

What's the mole's favorite Disney Channel movie?
Mole-aweentown

Who is the the mole's favorite actor?
Mole Gibson

Who is the mole's favorite rapper?
Mole-ja Boy

What is the mole's favorite tv show?
Mole-eesha

Why are moles bad at counting?
Because they only know one number.

What's the mole's favorite brand of soda?
Coca-Mola.

What's the mole's favorite Disney Movie?
The Little Molemaid

What is the mole's favorite Britney Spears song?
Gimme Mole

Why do moles love music from the 60's?
Because of Moletown.

Why are moles always on the phone?
Because they love moleble devices.

Why do moles love Tyra Banks?
Because she's on America's Next Top Moledel

Why don't moles like Rod Stewart?
Because he's a wannabe Barry Manimole

What are the moles' favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?
"I'm mole-ting, i'm mole-ting."

Why don't moles like teenage actresses?
Because Lindsay Molehan gives them a bad reputation.

Why are moles always eating?
Because they're molenourished.

#3 Re: Jokes » Chemistry » 2011-11-30 10:34:47

Q: How does Avogadro write to his friends?

A: By e-mole!

Q: Why is Avogadro so rich?

A: He's a multi-mole-ionare!

Q: What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?

A: Marsh-mole-ows!

Q: Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?

A: She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).

Q: What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?

A: The mole the merrier!

Q: What is a mole's favorite television show?

A: Molerose place

Q: What is Avogadro's favorite day of the week?

A: Moleday

Q: What are mammoles?

A: Four-legged animoles!

Q: How would you describe a stinky chemist?

A: Mole-odorous

Q: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?

A: One of his molars.

Q: What did one mole say to the other?

A: We make great chemistry together.

Q: What kind of test do student moles like best?

A: Mole-tiple choice.

Q: Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?

A: He was only tense to the 23rd.

#4 Re: Jokes » Chemistry » 2011-11-30 10:33:09

Q: What is a mole's favorite movie?
A: The Green Mole

Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
A: Moletiplication

Q: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
A: Watermolens

Q: Why was there only one Avogadro?
A: When they made him, they broke the Moled

Q: What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
A: Moleonucleosis

Q: What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A: A bunch of Moleasses

Q: What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?
A: Oil of Molay

Q: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?
A: He makes mountains out of mole hills

Q: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?
A: Molybdenum

Q: What is Avogadro's favorite kind of music?
A: Rock 'N' Mole

Q: What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?
A: A chocolate Molted

Q: What happens when a mole bites a dog?
A: He becomes Moleicious!

Q: Avogadro loved to watch MASH.  Which character did he like most?
A: Father Molecahy

Q: What was Avogadro's favorite Indian tribe?
A: The Molehawks

#5 Re: Jokes » Chemistry » 2011-11-30 10:32:08

Q: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
A: It's mole-itically incorrect

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