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**ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Patient: Oh Doctor, I’m starting to forget things.

Doctor: Since when have you had this condition?

Patient: What condition?

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Years ago, I threw away a boomerang really hard.

I’ve lived in constant fear since.

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I lent my girlfriend a lot of money for cosmetic surgery a while ago. I’ve been trying to get it back now for weeks.

Problem is, I’ve no idea what she looks like now.

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99.9% people have problems with math.

I’m glad I’m in the remaining 1%.

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It has four legs and it can fly, what is it?

A pair of birds.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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