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#26 2005-05-21 00:46:49

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

either way,
they're both carrying weapons around the forum.
its scarey
i demand you change back into a ferret


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#27 2005-05-21 01:09:16

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

hi
im vulcan
nice to meet you
all spelling mistakes are done on purpose
lol:lol::lol::lol::lol:


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#28 2005-05-21 01:10:48

Roraborealis
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Re: grand jokes

I can't see any spelling mistakes.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#29 2005-05-21 01:14:07

Roraborealis
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Re: grand jokes

And spam is not a gift we appreciate.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#30 2005-05-21 01:15:48

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

unfair!
it wasnt spam!
*wailing*

ps. the 60 seconds really bug!
^%^$EERFR^*T%R$%#$^)*&%$%#!


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#31 2005-05-21 01:16:57

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Re: grand jokes

'twas, you had about 50 smiley faces and nothing more.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#32 2005-05-21 01:18:56

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

it was nothing!
did you see the re-elections in members only?!
it was full of faces and the MA didn't delete them!


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#33 2005-05-21 01:21:02

Roraborealis
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Re: grand jokes

The what?


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#34 2005-05-21 01:22:24

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

MA:mathsisfun administrator!


one day, i couldn't find my hat
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#35 2005-05-21 01:23:53

Roraborealis
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Re: grand jokes

I can't see any now, so I think he's deleted them.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#36 2005-05-21 01:25:42

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

actually.....
i delete the whole topic myself(it took to long to load because of the faces)


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#37 2005-05-21 01:28:10

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

about time the bird went!
its 11PM!
*still sobbing from last time*


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#38 2005-05-21 01:48:39

Zach
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Re: grand jokes

Do you realise how pointless that is?


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#39 2005-05-21 23:52:07

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

Crying?
i dont do it to get attention........
i do it as a hobby!


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#40 2005-05-22 01:02:43

Roraborealis
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Re: grand jokes

Can you not get out of the habit?


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#41 2005-05-22 04:26:39

Zach
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Re: grand jokes

Burn his fingers.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#42 2005-05-22 05:15:04

Roraborealis
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Re: grand jokes

But he might cry more then.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#43 2005-05-22 18:12:02

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

yes.........
yes i will
curse you grim reeper!


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#44 2005-05-24 22:52:28

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

to the grim reeper.
shame on you *shaming with fingers*


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#45 2005-06-07 22:48:55

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

what do you call a hobo sleeping in a tree?

me ya (the rest of this sentence has been censored due to horrific coarse langauge.)


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#46 2005-06-07 23:10:32

Vulcan
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Re: grand jokes

i am a sloth.
and as a sloth, i have the rights to sloth around like the flash.*dissapears and reappears 1000m away*


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#47 2005-06-08 06:40:26

Mr T
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Re: grand jokes

where r u from vulcan bcoz me clock says it was 25 past 2 when you said

about time the bird went! It's 11PM!


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#48 2005-06-08 09:47:55

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Re: grand jokes

That's whats great about this forum - it's international!

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"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#49 2005-06-09 23:26:02

tangerine_man
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Re: grand jokes

yo i just entereed peeps

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#50 2005-06-09 23:27:36

bod
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Re: grand jokes

hiashley we entered to

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