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#1 2024-04-05 17:21:25
- Jai Ganesh
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Cheese Jokes - VII
Q: What group of cheese has been known to fly?
A: Curds of prey!
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Q: What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?
A: Go on a shopping brie.
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Q: What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
A: Moatzeralla.
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Q: What cheese should you use to hide a horse?
A: Mascarpone.
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Q: Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus?
A: Because he couldn't get his stilton.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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