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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cheese Quotes - II

Q: Which is the most religious cheese?
A: Swiss, because it is holy.
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Q: Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the Olympics?
A: It fell at the final curdle.
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Q: Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?
A: She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
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Q: Which search engine is popular amongst mice?
A: Ask Cheese.
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Q: What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?
A: I'm Brieeee.
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