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#1301 Re: Introductions » hi » 2005-08-04 20:28:50
LOL Mathsy!
I know another joke a bit like that ...
A person was learning how to taste-test wine ...
Pro wine-taster: Swirl the flavours round, let your nose smell the fragrance ... now, what do you smell?
Person: Hmmm ...*sniffs red wine* umm ... red wine?
PWT: Okay, but anything else?
Person: Grapes?
PWT: Ah. Let's try the next one. *hands champagne to person* What can you taste?
Person: Ohhh, this one's easy. Champagne.
PWT: But we know it's champagne. Can you taste any different flavours?
Person: I know ... bubbles!
PWT: Good, good, anything else?
Person: Oh yes, this is very clear! Maybe just a hint of glass!
I don't think I told that joke very well, it's probably not that funny ... but oh well, you get the picture.
#1302 Re: Introductions » hi » 2005-08-04 20:23:03
Haha! Good luck...don't burn the building down, will you?
And you rode in the rain?
#1303 Re: Guestbook » life » 2005-08-04 20:21:38
Okay, I won't tell.
#1304 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » Slight Change to Accessing Website » 2005-08-04 20:19:17
Probably your superior intellect.
I said brrr...you know, what you say when you are cold? Or don't you ever get cold?
#1305 Re: Introductions » hi » 2005-08-04 20:17:49
Congrats on finding the file... 
And what time is it now?
#1306 Re: Guestbook » life » 2005-08-04 20:16:04
And then I'll tell the bird to peck you to death.
#1307 Re: This is Cool » Digit-perfect Numbers!! » 2005-08-04 20:11:39
Oh right. I see. Tut tut, Mathsy. You shouldn't have told us...
#1308 Re: Guestbook » life » 2005-08-04 20:07:48
Don't worry...I won't tell anyone. Shhhh! *walks off to find someone to tell*
#1309 Re: Introductions » hi » 2005-08-04 20:06:46
Oh...I think I was looking at a different axe. But your axe is better. 
#1310 Re: This is Cool » Digit-perfect Numbers!! » 2005-08-04 20:05:36
Where did you cheat? I can see the website, but not your answers...
#1311 Re: Guestbook » life » 2005-08-04 20:01:25
Yes, I saw.
#1312 Re: Introductions » hi » 2005-08-04 20:00:27
LOL! I can kind of see what you mean, but I reckon it's a bird.
#1313 Re: Introductions » hi » 2005-08-04 19:52:12
I think the elephant painting looks like a bird (just showing its head with beak pointing to the right)...can anyone else see it?
#1314 Re: Guestbook » life » 2005-08-04 19:50:01
Nice little coloured arrows show the way.
#1315 Re: Jokes » Mnemonics » 2005-08-04 19:43:18
Wow! *socks are blown off*
#1316 Re: Introductions » hi » 2005-08-03 19:08:18
Elephants are pretty clever too...some elephants have been trained to 'paint' by holding a paint brush in their trunk.
#1317 Re: Introductions » looking for all the answers » 2005-08-03 19:05:57
And may I be the second?
Welcome!
#1318 Re: Guestbook » Everyone has to like him » 2005-08-03 19:04:00
Go MathsIsFun, the forum Adminastraighter !
#1319 Re: Jokes » Tommy and Maths » 2005-08-03 19:00:03
I've got some more (but they're not as good as yours Rora)
A boy (let's call him Tommy)...Tommy came back home from school one day and showed his mother his test. There was a big round zero at the top. His mother asked him, 'Tommy, what's this?' and he replied, 'Everyone got stars on their tests and the teacher ran out so I got a moon!'
Why is a car like a classroom?
Because there's a crank up the front and nuts down the back.
Teacher: Why are you writing your letter so slowly?
Tommy: Because it's too my sister and she can't read fast.
Tommy opened the front door and saw his principal standing there. 'Are your parents in?' she asked. 'No, they was in, but they is out now,' he replied. 'Where is your grammar?' the principal asked. 'She's in the front room watching telly,' he replied.
#1320 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » Slight Change to Accessing Website » 2005-08-03 18:37:23
#1321 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Be aware of my absence » 2005-07-31 22:55:06
Hi, I'm back! Has anyone been injured recently?
No, but a few of us have been murdered.
#1322 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » Slight Change to Accessing Website » 2005-07-31 21:39:19
Hi Rora, you're back! Yay! How was your holiday?
#1323 Re: Help Me ! » trigonometry problem solving » 2005-07-30 20:49:04
Hi sarahdevilrabbits, and welcome to the Maths Is Fun Forum!
Getting back to your question, there are various pages on basic trigonometry - I'm not sure if this is all of them, but here are the ones I could find:
http://www.mathsisfun.com/sine-cosine-tangent.html
http://www.mathsisfun.com/sine-graph-exercise.html
http://www.mathsisfun.com/pythagoras.html
If you already know this, I'm sure we can help you with other aspects!
#1324 Re: Guestbook » Everyone has to like him » 2005-07-30 20:31:06
#1325 Re: Guestbook » Everyone has to like him » 2005-07-30 16:28:30
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