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#101 Re: Jokes » Wish I'd said that! » 2010-01-07 04:43:46

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Another version is this:

A student, for a science essay, wrote a report on donkeys.
It was a brilliant report, even describing different kinds.
The only problem was that every time he wrote the word burro,
instead he wrote the similar-sounding word burrow

The teacher wrote:

"My dear student, you do not know your burro from a hole in the ground."

#102 Re: Jokes » Then and Now » 2010-01-07 04:19:57

I wouldn't know one thing about that- guess when I was born.

#103 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » We missed it! » 2010-01-02 10:13:01

Identity wrote:

Sometimes when I wake up in the middle of the night with all the curtains drawn, I have fun imagining that my room has been tossed into space, and that if I open any doors I will be flung out into deep space. Variants on this include the world outside suffering from nuclear fallout, bricks filling the doorway, like in the matrix, or space being curved, so that exiting through one door will mean entering through the other. When I am imagining this and the night is dead silent, it almost feels real. It feels pretty cool but also a bit scary.
What if one night I wake to find out that my imaginings have become reality? To think that your mind can mold reality is a pretty scary thought.

bobbym wrote:

Hi Identity;

Saw this quote;

We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world

When you put it together... yikes

#104 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Yes, it's true, I've solved it. » 2009-11-04 08:44:14

An astounding mathematical breakthrough! Nobody knew that for years! Centuries, even! It is such a childish concept to say that 1+1=2 is "kindergarten math".

#105 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Tsk tsk for British parents » 2009-10-25 08:47:24

lightning wrote:
Daniel123 wrote:
JaneFairfax wrote:

The true figure is 43.5 hours.

I'd estimate that I'm on the internet for over double that per month, though much of it is productive.

Same. c(=

I probaly spend half here and half on ACC... and a quarter on UniCreatures. o_O

Lightning, do you still use UniCreatures?

#106 Re: Jokes » The shepherd » 2009-10-07 08:04:44

Spellchecked version:

soroban wrote:

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#107 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » RE: Accounts & Password » 2009-10-07 08:00:28

Yes, it's based on posts, and you start as a Novice. Then, after a few posts, you become a Member. Then, a Super Member, then, a Power Member. A long while after, you become something else, and I don't know what comes after that until you get 6000+ posts and become a Legendary Member.
Real Members are different, just ask MathsIsFun when we've all gotten to know you and if he says yes, you'll be able to PM(Private Message).
Personally, I won't ask to become one until I'm a Legendary Member.

#109 Re: Jokes » The Spelling Chequer » 2009-09-04 06:49:53

I put it through my spelling checker and it found errors.

#110 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » Dividing by Zero » 2009-09-02 10:12:48

I like the first sentence and the picture with it. roflol

#111 Re: Maths Teaching Resources » Welcome » 2009-09-02 03:46:28

Mr T wrote:

u can't even insult in proper german sentences. i am cleverer than your and therefore i know the corret sentence structure you are requiring so tongue

您不讲中文,如果您不瞭解此和您不要存在,如果您瞭解此。

#112 Re: Puzzles and Games » Apple problem » 2009-08-31 12:45:24

What if you don't chew? It fits the description then.
P.S. They're all rotten.

#113 Re: Puzzles and Games » The bad coin » 2009-08-31 12:16:12

What if the special coin has a tail on both sides? Then they both have no chance of winning. wink

#114 Re: Puzzles and Games » Who really flipped the coin? » 2009-08-30 07:50:30

quittyqat wrote:
MathsIsFun wrote:

There is a purity in phrontister's sequence ... no need to worry about pseudorandom issues.

I wonder why noone has thought to include a "random" chip in a standard PC? Just a well-baked transistor would help!

Noone?

MathsIsFun wrote:

Whatwaswrongwiththat?

I see... When you wrote that, in your time, it was noon!

#115 Re: Puzzles and Games » Who really flipped the coin? » 2009-08-28 07:12:45

MathsIsFun wrote:

There is a purity in phrontister's sequence ... no need to worry about pseudorandom issues.

I wonder why noone has thought to include a "random" chip in a standard PC? Just a well-baked transistor would help!

Noone?

#117 Re: Help Me ! » proof of the sum of squares » 2009-08-14 02:19:29

Hi, i love my horse!
P.S. Click the smiley and it will take you to a screen where it will wave.

#118 Re: Jokes » Mathematical insult » 2009-08-12 03:32:02

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#119 Re: This is Cool » The 46656 Math Problem. » 2009-08-10 01:48:50

There is a game called Vault Breaker on my brother's iPod Touch, but:
1. You have to set the difficulty.
2. The numbers are allowed to be digits 1-9 instead of 1-6.
3. It tells you how many you got right but in the wrong places, but not which ones.
4. It is easier on the easiest level and harder on the hardest.

#120 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Why girls don't like math? » 2009-08-10 01:39:52

bobbym wrote:

Hi Tigeree;

  The three teachers seemed to think that Canadian girls didn't like math. They claimed it was based on their experiences with their students. It might not be true.

That explains something because I'm not Canadian.

#122 Re: Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » The moons days are numbered! » 2009-08-06 08:05:40

I don't like the idea of removing the American flag much... sad

#125 Re: Puzzles and Games » Making a necklace » 2009-07-30 11:01:28

soroban wrote:

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Since it didn't say that she wants them all joined, the minimum is $4.

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