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#76 Re: Jokes » A joke » 2005-04-26 00:37:50
i think ive got a better one about three brothers.
there are 3 brother who own a shop
they only knew how to speak one english phrase each (yes, fork and knife and yeh)
one day, a policeman comes up and asked them if they killed the man who was dead outside
yes, replied the first brother
how did you kill him, asked the officer
fork and knife fork and kinfe
do you want to go to jail
yeh answered the third brother 
#77 Re: Introductions » nice to meet ya » 2005-04-24 22:49:42
check this out then if you like that one
why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
because it was a dirty double-crosser
ps. how do you make those faces?
#78 Help Me ! » vertices » 2005-04-24 22:38:18
- Vulcan
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i'm having trouble with what a vertice is. can someone tell me please?
#79 Help Me ! » solids » 2005-04-24 22:36:20
- Vulcan
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i'm having trouble proving what a vertice is. can you give me a correct definition?
#80 Re: Introductions » nice to meet ya » 2005-04-24 22:09:31
why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
to see what was on the other side! (it's glass!)
#81 Introductions » nice to meet ya » 2005-04-23 01:16:24
- Vulcan
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nice to meet ya
this ain't the way i write normally but i'll give it a try
i just discovered this site and it's great
don't get the impression that i'm a really cool guy
infact, i get called a geek and a nerd
i think the other kids are just jealous though i do admit that i am a bookworm
since term 4 last year, i have read over 120 books!
i think i will be able to make friends here
so, are ya going to give me a chance or wot?
ps. i am a maths genius
pps. and no! i don't wear glass
ppps. and i'm not a lamo at sports
infact, i'm the best soccer goalie in my school
pppps. i'm good at tennis and archery too!
#82 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » Our New Forum » 2005-04-23 00:48:08
Vulcan
hiya hrock guest and hyperbelt7 guest. i got the exact same answer as you two. go on ya.