2023-03-19T08:01:42ZFluxBBhttps://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=29217Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. * * * The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. * * * Girl, are you a modern day savings account because I keep investing money in you but I'm not getting much interest. * * * You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, "I'm fine" than when you are flying on an airplane. * * * The best part of being married on Valentine's Day is having all your expectations fulfilled. Because you have no expectations. * * *]]>https://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822023-03-19T08:01:42Zhttps://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=431611#p431611