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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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A what? Veggie-ecofreak? So what has that got to do with your penguin joke?

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

She wants to save the penguins, gets extremely emotionally upset when any harm comes to animals.

And the slightest bit of flirtation or greasiness makes her angry. Zzz.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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How does she feel about harm coming to human beings? Ever see her get emotional about that?

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

No idea, she has not expressed views on that, she is very feminist though.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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So, I would have to assume she loves animals and does not care about people.

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Sounds like the perfect woman, I see no reason why guys would not be falling head over heels in love with her.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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She must be fighting them off with a machete. You are lucky to know her. Did you suggest marriage, because if you do not I will!

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Marriage? I think she has a 'not before 50' rule. Or maybe she has a rule about how many rules she is allowed to have. Maybe she is panicking because she has not yet made a spreadsheet to fill in all the men she is predicting she will date.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Mama! She is better than Cameron Diaz! Just punch my name into that spreadsheet, I want first dibs.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Just make sure you meet the 1001 pre-requisites for being with her.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I probably would have a -212 score on her charts but that would not stop me from going after a great gal like that.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Her reaction to my April Fool's joke was "Oh of course. Hmph." Clearly, she is easy to entertain.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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What did you do to her? I hope you did not mash up a penguin.

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Nothing, I just showed her the Google Nose thing.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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The Google nose thing?

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Go to google . com, and click where it says "New! Whats that smell? Find out with Google Nose".

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I see and she did not like the new technology?

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Nope, she seems not to like jokes. Says she hates puns with a passion!

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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You will find that women have no sense of humor. I have never encountered one who did. I believe you have to be a man to know how to laugh.

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

It is easy to make my male friends laugh. I can make the girls laugh too but they tend not to like the dirtier jokes.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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They are laughing because they have been instructed to always laugh at men's jokes but they do not really get it.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Hmm, well, I remember adriana said I had quite a sophisticated sense of humour compared to her, because she said she finds pictures of rolling pandas funny. I didn't get it, she couldn't stop laughing, it was just a panda rolling in some grass...

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Yes, only the simplest humor can even some of them understand. Humor appears to be masculine trait. You have seen a girl giggle but have you ever seen one really belly laughing?

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: The Foundation
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bobbym wrote:

Yes, only the simplest humor can even some of them understand. Humor appears to be masculine trait. You have seen a girl giggle but have you ever seen one really belly laughing?

Well, I have.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I have not. It is considered unladylike and is not done here.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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