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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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A what? Veggie-ecofreak? So what has that got to do with your penguin joke?

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.**

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

She wants to save the penguins, gets extremely emotionally upset when any harm comes to animals.

And the slightest bit of flirtation or greasiness makes her angry. Zzz.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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How does she feel about harm coming to human beings? Ever see her get emotional about that?

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.**

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

No idea, she has not expressed views on that, she is very feminist though.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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So, I would have to assume she loves animals and does not care about people.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.**

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Sounds like the perfect woman, I see no reason why guys would not be falling head over heels in love with her.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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She must be fighting them off with a machete. You are lucky to know her. Did you suggest marriage, because if you do not I will!

Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?

Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Marriage? I think she has a 'not before 50' rule. Or maybe she has a rule about how many rules she is allowed to have. Maybe she is panicking because she has not yet made a spreadsheet to fill in all the men she is predicting she will date.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Mama! She is better than Cameron Diaz! Just punch my name into that spreadsheet, I want first dibs.

Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?

Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Just make sure you meet the 1001 pre-requisites for being with her.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I probably would have a -212 score on her charts but that would not stop me from going after a great gal like that.

Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?

Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Her reaction to my April Fool's joke was "Oh of course. Hmph." Clearly, she is easy to entertain.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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What did you do to her? I hope you did not mash up a penguin.

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Nothing, I just showed her the Google Nose thing.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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The Google nose thing?

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Go to google . com, and click where it says "New! Whats that smell? Find out with Google Nose".

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I see and she did not like the new technology?

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Nope, she seems not to like jokes. Says she hates puns with a passion!

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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You will find that women have no sense of humor. I have never encountered one who did. I believe you have to be a man to know how to laugh.

Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?

Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

It is easy to make my male friends laugh. I can make the girls laugh too but they tend not to like the dirtier jokes.

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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They are laughing because they have been instructed to always laugh at men's jokes but they do not really get it.

Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?

Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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**zetafunc.****Guest**

Hmm, well, I remember adriana said I had quite a sophisticated sense of humour compared to her, because she said she finds pictures of rolling pandas funny. I didn't get it, she couldn't stop laughing, it was just a panda rolling in some grass...

**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Yes, only the simplest humor can even some of them understand. Humor appears to be masculine trait. You have seen a girl giggle but have you ever seen one really belly laughing?

Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?

Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: The Foundation
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bobbym wrote:

Yes, only the simplest humor can even some of them understand. Humor appears to be masculine trait. You have seen a girl giggle but have you ever seen one really belly laughing?

Well, I have.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I have not. It is considered unladylike and is not done here.

Of course that result can be rigorously obtained, but who cares?

Combinatorics is Algebra and Algebra is Combinatorics.

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