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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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Yes, he is a rare sight. Fights with his wife every day. She nags and screams and slams the cabinets and slams the doors. He drinks beer wears pants that are falling down, has tons of tatoos, shaves his head...

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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bobbym wrote:

It must be God's punishment on me for being a bad kid.

Come on! How bad it can be?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I do not know, I was a pretty bad kid.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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Who told that? And On the basis of What?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**Sarah Rebekah 16****Member**- Registered: 2012-11-12
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Love is Golden.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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That is a good point. Nobody did, they were afraid of me. Using hindsight I can see lots of bad mistakes and a sort of progression to the person I am now.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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At what age did you use to consider yourself a kid?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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My grandfather was married when he was around 14 - 15. They had a child, my father. They had a farm.

After that generation they started calling people who were 17-18, kids. They were not trusted enough to be considered adults. They were not old enough to vote or drink. To own anything or operate anything. With the responsibility taken away from the young people began to act the role they were expected to act. This change in opinion is what helped to create the unrest we have today in my country.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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If 17-18 are kids, then am I an infant?

By the way, what is the unrest in your country all about?

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Poor education, poor health plans, lazy people, poor leadership, uneducated people who only only know bad music, drugs and crime. Disrespect of the elderly, abuse of children, the philosophy of caveat emptor. Too many attorneys because of dishonest people and criminals. No religious beliefs, no moral center, no consideration for the environment. No care for the homeless. No gratitude or patriotism for their country. Phony politicians who lie daily, corrupt police, ghettos, slums...

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Sarah Rebekah 16****Member**- Registered: 2012-11-12
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i hope things get better.

Love is Golden.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I have been saying that for 92 years.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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92???? My God

By the way, I think Alokananda has cooled down a little. What should I be doing?

*Last edited by Agnishom (2012-11-30 15:20:44)*

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hmmmm, just being yourself. That will be hard enough.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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Why should it be hard? Am I not myself?

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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A man is three men:

The man he thinks he is, the man everyone else thinks he is and the man he really is.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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Therefore, no matter what I think I am just myself.

Did I get it correct?

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hi;

Get what correct?

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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Your statement

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Beats me! Philosophical stuff like that quote makes less sense to me than mathematics does. Unfortunately if I read something I tend to remember bits of it that I can quote later.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Sarah Rebekah 16****Member**- Registered: 2012-11-12
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wow are u rlyy 92 bobbym????????????

Love is Golden.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hi Sarah;

Actually, I am older and uglier.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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Uglier than what?

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Ever seen the old, old movie, the creature from the black lagoon?

Here I am doing some yardwork.

Here I am trying to teach my favorite gal the Mambo. She was a little tentative at first but she soon got into the beat. We went on Star Search and won 2nd prize!

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Sarah Rebekah 16****Member**- Registered: 2012-11-12
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bobbym im sure ur not ugly

Love is Golden.

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