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#26 2005-04-27 01:00:38

Vulcan
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Re: The Fork!

just ask him the way to the city he lives in

if he's from the city of deciet, he would show you the way to the city of truth
if he's from the city of truth, he would also show you the way to the city of truth

simple roll

Last edited by Vulcan (2005-04-27 01:02:03)


one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

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#27 2005-04-27 02:35:58

Zach
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Re: The Fork!

What do you put in a bucket to make it lighter </easy>


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#28 2005-04-27 04:22:51

Mr T
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Re: The Fork!

vulcan ur a failure it already says that and zach the answer is bleach


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#29 2005-04-27 08:32:21

stewie
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Re: The Fork!

Zach wrote:

What do you put in a bucket to make it lighter </easy>

ur mam


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#30 2005-04-27 08:43:06

Mr T
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Re: The Fork!

i am sensing a theme from stewie here


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#31 2005-04-28 07:50:30

Zach
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Re: The Fork!

Stewie, I implore you to grow up and become more mature, otherwise, you'll be acting moronically for the rest of your life. Thus, you'll be friendless, wifeless and homeless, because you said some stupid 'Your Mum' insult to you cheesed off landlord. Oh, and jobless.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#32 2005-04-28 10:52:30

MathsIsFun
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Re: The Fork!

2barney.jpg


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#33 2005-04-29 02:48:10

stewie
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Re: The Fork!

ur mam's so fat, that when she got on the electronic scales, it said "one at a time please" big_smile


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#34 2005-04-29 03:08:40

Zach
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Re: The Fork!

Yet, you proclaimed you slept with her? Stop those, they're insulting to read.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#35 2005-04-29 03:10:04

stewie
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Re: The Fork!

that is the point


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#36 2005-04-29 03:15:34

Zach
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Re: The Fork!

They're not installing to me, they're just insulting to my eyes from having to read such pathetic posts.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#37 2005-04-29 03:16:58

stewie
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Re: The Fork!

i know they're not installing to you big_smile


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#38 2005-04-29 03:18:11

Zach
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Re: The Fork!

Anyone who is insulted by them deserves to be obliterated.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#39 2005-04-29 03:19:04

stewie
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Re: The Fork!

alright, don't cry about it


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#40 2005-04-29 03:22:14

Zach
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Re: The Fork!

Your existance is like a blunt pencil.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#41 2005-04-29 03:23:46

stewie
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Re: The Fork!

...one day I will get sharpened and poke your eyes out.


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#42 2005-04-29 03:26:13

Zach
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Re: The Fork!

It's unfortunate that you don't get it.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#43 2005-04-29 03:28:50

stewie
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Re: The Fork!

But I do get it off your mother.


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#44 2005-04-29 03:29:39

Zach
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Re: The Fork!

That is, if you knew who my mother was. Thankfully, you're too busy trying pathetic insults that you don't.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#45 2005-04-29 03:33:31

stewie
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Posts: 820

Re: The Fork!

we meet up at night when ur in bed


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#46 2005-04-29 03:34:53

Zach
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Re: The Fork!

I think that's when -you're- in bed.

Please, understand that. I implore you to do so.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#47 2005-04-29 03:37:02

stewie
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Registered: 2005-03-28
Posts: 820

Re: The Fork!

i don't need a parrot


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#48 2005-04-29 03:40:06

Zach
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Re: The Fork!

I take it that you didn't get it. Let me explain.

When you're in bed, you dream (This is caused by REM and random things just passing through your brain.). When you are dreaming, -you- dream of my mother. But, in reality, you couldn't even get anywhere near her, nevermind her or anyone better looking.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#49 2005-04-29 10:43:08

MathsIsFun
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Re: The Fork!

OK gentlemen, I believe it is keyboards, at ten paces ...


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#50 2005-05-01 01:20:49

Vulcan
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Posts: 224

Re: The Fork!

Mr T wrote:

vulcan ur a failure it already says that and zach the answer is bleach

i think we better start calling mr t mr foo' roll tongue
failuer is not a person, it's an event! - someone i don't know
any way, i'm a maths genius(well, sort of) big_smile

ps. the answer is white paint or anything
(etc. you have 10 bricks and you put one in a bucket. 9 bricks are lighter than ten bricks!)


one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

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