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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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M? Because she does math the best and does exactly what I tell her to do.

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Why should it be a female?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Usually inanimate things are given a female gender. Sort of like a ship.

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I do not find inanimate things are beautiful. I was not talking about this M either.

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I was talking about M the package, you were talking about M the girl.

I do not find inanimate things are beautiful.

Seen any astronomical images? Seen mountains and the oceans? The blue sky? A sunrise? A sunset? Are they not beautiful?

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Yes, maybe. But animate objects can be more beautiful

and M is beautiful but I do not find it comfortable to think of him as a female.

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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It has no gender but it is my baby.

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What baby? Its too old.

What about a definition to beauty?

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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It is still my baby.

Beauty means a lot of things. I would say that it is something that touches your insides.

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I'm sure M should have cut it in the ratio which is as close as possible to

What do you think?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Kaboobly doo! I like e and factorials.

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Hmm

Will you be my chief artist?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Too show why I believe in many things you do not is because when you have lived as long as I you will experience them. For some reason, I just began to draw. It was pretty good too. I had no training or aptitude for it but it just happened. I filled up books with sketches and then it stopped as suddenly as it started.

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Too show why I believe in many things you do not is because when you have lived as long as I you will experience them.

When do these start? At 90? Do I have to live that long?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Nothing happens to you until you at least get into your mid twenties. Before that time a person is like in a cocoon.

For most people they never get out. Stuck in that box they are.

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Thats too early...

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Too early? Too late it is!

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I do not believe in what I don't want to.

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Of course but you can also change your mind.

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**L'Hopital****Member**- Registered: 2014-03-07
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bobbym wrote:

The backtrack quote?

Yes, your school is wise not to appoint me to do anything. I am a difficult employee. I have difficulty relating to younger people. Some are intimidated and call me sir, this is annoying. Others call me gramps, which makes me violent. Others try to mug me which also makes me violent.

And yet, you wonder why no school has hired you?

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Churchill (drunk): You're ugly, woman!

Woman (horrified): You're drunk!

Churchill: Yes, but in the morning I shall be sober...

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No, he does not wonder. He's only explaining.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Very good point. I got all my jobs based on who I know.

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**L'Hopital****Member**- Registered: 2014-03-07
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bobbym wrote:

Very good point. I got all my jobs based on who I know.

I guess that it would be impolite to ask how many people you know then?

UP WITH TAU!!!!

Churchill (drunk): You're ugly, woman!

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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A lot less than I do not know.

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'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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