I think you've told one like this before.
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison
is a small medium at large.
I've seen this sign outside a police station.
The police station's toilets mysteriously disappeared.
The police have nothing to go on.
I think this one's the best.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
They're all very funny, good job, soroban!
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.