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Re: Programming JokeHi Bobby I see it, but I don't believe it. #27 20111202 21:56:37
Re: Programming JokePen and paper is great! Sketch the ideas, develop algorithms, come up with good variable names, all before you hit the keyboard. But then I often have to revise my ideas when the reality of programming kicks in. "The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  Leon M. Lederman #28 20111202 22:20:33
Re: Programming Jokebobbym: Those ideas sound good to me. In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #29 20120907 02:36:24
Re: Programming JokeA programmer goes to the shop to buy some milk. His wife calls and says "While you're out, get some eggs." He never returns. #30 20120907 11:49:34
Re: Programming Joke'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #31 20120907 12:16:48
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What is this all about? 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #32 20121216 21:45:27
Re: Programming JokeA programmer's wife told him that I can't open the jar, the Programmer told him to install Java 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #33 20121216 22:01:52
Re: Programming JokeHi Agnishom; In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it. All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof. #34 20121217 23:53:31
Re: Programming JokeThere are only 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary and those who do not 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda #36 20130126 14:12:36
Re: Programming JokeNo, I got it from a page on facebook. 'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.' 'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it' 'Who are you to judge everything?' Alokananda 