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#1 2008-07-27 13:27:19

careless25
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A clean Joke for u dirty minded ppl

1.What does a cow have that a woman has only 2 of?
2.What is in a mans pant that a women dont have?
3.What start with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
4. What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?
5. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first. Who am I?
6.I am come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Who am I?
7.I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Who am I?
8.What words starts with F and ends with C and means lot of heat and excitement?
9.What is it that all men have one of, its longer on some men than others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
10.What part of a man has no bone but has muscle, has lots of veins, likes pumping, & is responsible for making love?

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Last edited by careless25 (2008-07-27 14:15:25)

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#2 2008-07-28 00:10:51

ZHero
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Registered: 2008-06-08
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Re: A clean Joke for u dirty minded ppl

Boy (to his Girlfriend): Would you like to listen to a Dirty joke or a Clean joke?
Girlf (Naughtily): Mmm.. A Dirty one!
Boy: Ok. Two Pigs jump in Mud!!
Girl: Huh! All right, now tell me the Clean one?
Boy: They both take a Shower!!! Ha Ha Ha..
Pervert!  tongue


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#3 2008-08-05 05:25:01

infinitebrain
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Re: A clean Joke for u dirty minded ppl

naughties smile


The best thing about life is you don't know what to expect

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#4 2008-08-11 07:43:20

espeon
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Re: A clean Joke for u dirty minded ppl

rofl XD I am way too perverted for my age x.x


Presenting the Prinny dance.
Take this dood! Huh doood!!! HUH DOOOOD!?!? DOOD HUH!!!!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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