Math Is Fun Forum

* The owner of a company tells his employees:
You worked very hard this year. The company's profits increased dramatically.

As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for $ 5000.

If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.

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* 1st thief, "Police! Quick! jump out of the window!"
2nd thief, "But this is the 13th floor"
1st: "Hurry! This is no time to be superstitious"

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* Eve to Adam: Do you love me?
Adam nonchalantly: Who else?

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* A Girl: At weddings old aunts used to tease me saying "You are next, you are next."
But they stopped it since I started doing the same to them at funerals...! !

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* Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."