Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A1: None. It's left to the reader as an exercise.

A2: None. A mathematician can't screw in a light bulb, but he can easily prove the work can be done.

A3: One. He gives it to four programmers, thereby reducing the problem to the already solved (ask a programmer, how)

A4: The answer is intuitively obvious

A5: Just one, once you've managed to present the problem in terms he/she is familiar with.

A6: In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Weiner, Matthew P,...

How many mathematical logicians does it take to replace a lightbulb??

None: They can't do it, but they can prove that it can be done.

How many numerical analysts does it take to replace a lightbulb??

3.9967: (after six iterations).

How many classical geometers does it take to replace a lightbulb??

None: You can't do it with a straight edge and a compass.

How many constructivist mathematicians does it take to replace a lightbulb??

None: They do not believe in infinitesimal rotations.

How many simulationists does it take to replace a lightbulb??

Infinity: Each one builds a fully validated model, but the light actually never goes on.

How many topologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

Just one. But what will you do with the doughnut?

How many analysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

Three: One to prove existence, one to prove uniqueness and one to derive a nonconstructive algorithm to do it.

How many Bourbakists does it take to replace a lightbulb: ?

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How many professors does it take to replace a lightbulb??

One: With eight research students, two programmers, three post-docs and a secretary to help him.

How many university lecturers does it take to replace a lightbulb??

Four: One to do it and three to co-author the paper.

How many graduate students does it take to replace a lightbulb??

Only one: But it takes nine years.

How many math department administrators does it take to replace a lightbulb?

None: What was wrong with the old one then???