Have you guys heard the elevator one? Oh well I'll say it anyway.
There's a blonde, a brunette and a red head in an elevator. They hear a joke at every floor, the one who can get to the top without laughing wins.
At the first floor a joke is told and the redhead starts laughing and she's out.
At the second floor the joke is told and the brunette starts laughing and she's out.
At the top floor, before the joke is even told the blonde starts laughing.
The joke teller says, "Why'd you laugh? You almost made it."
And the blonde says, "I just got the first joke."
That's good! I have not heard that.
]]>On that day, they kill the redhead first. The excuter says, 'Ready, Aim...'
And then they redhead shouts 'TORNADO!!!" Everybody ran for safety and she escaped.
Then, they kill the brunette. The excuter says, 'Ready, Aim...'
And then they she shouts 'EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everybody ran for safety and she escaped.
Then, they kill the BLONDE . The excuter says, 'Ready, Aim...'
And then they she shouts "FIRE!!!" THen... She hears... ''BA..."
"...NG".
Hoped you enjoyed my joke Please comment.
]]>oh my Gosh!!! hahahaaha
Tigeree wrote:You think that's sad, ...
Yep, Australia's unfortunate salvation.
Nice joke, btw!
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari!"
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