2019-05-20T12:48:44ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24972Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and God? A: God doesn't think He's a fighter pilot. * * * Q: What's the difference between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza? A: A pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four. * * * Q: What do you call when you're sick of being in the airport? A: Terminal illness. A: Terminal illness. * * * Q: What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? A: A flying sorcerer. * * * Q: Wanna know how to make a small fortune running a charter airline? A: Start out with a large one. * * * Q: What do you call a plane that's about to crash? A: An "Error Plane". * * * Q: What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? A: Plane Chocolate! * * * Q: Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly? A: Because they would quack up! * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822019-05-20T12:48:44Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=409082#p409082