2018-12-04T13:21:00ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24690Q: How do you take a lion's temperature? A: Very carefully! * * * Q: On which day do lions eat people ? A: Chewsday! * * * Q: Why don't lions like fast food? A: Because they can't catch it! * * * Q: Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion? A: I would rather have a tiger eat a lion. * * * Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat? A: Because they don't know how to cook. * * * Q: How much does a lion trainer have to know? A: More than the lion! * * * Q: Why did the lion trainer buy new clothes for working with his lions? A: He wanted to take 'pride' in his appearance! * * * Q: What is a lions favorite cookie? A: Chocolate Chimp. * * * Q: What is a lions favorite state? A: Maine. * * * Q: What street do lions live on? A: Mane St. * * * Q: Why didn't the lion eat the detective? A: Because he was under cover. * * * Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat? A: They can't cook! * * * Q: What animals do you need to make a square? A: 4 Lions. * * * Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown? A: Because he tasted funny. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-12-04T13:21:00Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=406352#p406352