2018-10-09T12:14:50ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24632Questions and Answers : Guitar Jokes * * * Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better". * * * Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords? A: A music critic. * * * Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond? A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money! * * * Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish? A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish. * * * Q: What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A: A moo-sician * * * Q: Did you hear about the farmer who played guitar out in his cornfield? A: It was music to his ears. * * * Q: Why did the rock star put his guitar in the fridge? A: Because he wanted to play cool music. * * * Q: How do you make him stop playing? A: Put notes on it! * * * Q: What's the first thing a guitarist says when he knocks on your door? A: "Pizza!". * * * Q: What do you throw a drowning guitarist? A: His case. * * * Q: How do you get a million dollars? A: Start off with 2 million and try to make a living playing the guitar. * * * Q: What do you call a guitar moving? A: Walk and roll. * * * Q: Did you hear about the guitar player that was stressed? A: He was strung out! * * * Q: Why do guitarists tour the most in the summer? A: So they can visit all their kids. * * * Q: What does a guitar and a baseball have in common? A: People cheer when you hit them with a bat. * * * Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline. * * * Q: What does a guitar and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-10-09T12:14:50Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=405881#p405881