2018-10-07T12:10:10ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24630Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? A: You only have to punch the instructions into the drum machine once! * * * Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins. * * * Q: What do you call a dying fish on a drum? A: dramatic drum roll. * * * Q: What happens when you hide a drummers sticks? A: He beats his head against the wall. * * * Q: Why did the chicken join a band? A: Because it already had drumsticks. * * * Q: How do you get a million dollars? A: Start off with 2 million and become a drummer. * * * Q: What's the definition of an optimist? A: A drummer with a mortgage. * * * Q: Why are drummers expert procrastinators? A: Because they like to beat around the bush. * * * Q: Why do drummers tour the most in the summer? A: So they can visit all their kids. * * * Q: What does a drummer and a baseball have in common? A: People cheer when you hit them with a bat. * * * Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline. * * * Q: How do you keep your money from being stolen? A: Hide it under a drummers soap. * * *.]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-10-07T12:10:10Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=405855#p405855