2018-10-06T05:26:12ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24629Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade. * * * Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door? A: The knocking gets slower. * * * Q: What do you call a drummer that also raps? A: A beat boxer. * * * Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door? A: The knocking gets faster. * * * Q: How do you know when a drum solo's really bad? A: The bass player notices. * * * Q: Why is a drummer never late? A: Because he always beats the clock. * * * Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A: A drummer. * * * Q: What happens when a drummer loses his sticks? A: His heart misses a beat. * * * Q: Why are drummers so good at billards? A: Because they are hard to beat. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-10-06T05:26:12Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=405841#p405841