2018-08-30T12:28:47ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24596Q: What is a cheerleader's favorite cereal? A: Cheerios. * * * Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings? A: With a bowl of "Surreal". * * * Q: What do cats eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies. * * * Q: How did Reese eat her cereal? A: Witherspoon. * * * Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes. * * * Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal? A: A cereal killer. * * * Q: What are crisp, like milk and go "snap, crackle, squeak" when you eat them? A: Mice Krispies! * * * Q: What does a pirate eat for breakfast? A: Captain Crunch. * * * Q: What cereal is worth its weight in gold? A: Golden Grahams. * * * Q: How do you know your fat? A: When your cereal bowl comes with a life guard. * * * Q: What do you call a fruit that goes into space? A: A coco-naut. * * * Q: Where do intergalactic coconuts grab a drink? A: At the "Milky Way". * * * Q: What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long? A: Cocoa-Nuts. * * * Q: What is a coconut never guilty of? A: Nuttiness. * * * Q: Why didn't the coconuts go to the ballet? A: They were afraid of the nutcracker. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-08-30T12:28:47Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=405421#p405421