2018-03-15T15:21:36ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24309Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS? A: A Navi-gator. * * * Q: What do alligators call human children? A: Appetizers. * * * Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas? A: Santa Jaws! * * * Q: What do you call an alligator that makes others fight? A: An Instigator. * * * Q: What is an alligators favorite smell? A: Human blood. * * * Q: Why shouldn't you shoot a crocodile? A: He'll just bite the bullet and make the best of it. * * * Q: Why are crocodiles comedians so funny? A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth! * * * Q: What is a crocodile's favorite drink? A: Gator-ade. * * * Q: What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl? A: An Alley-Gator! * * * Q: What was the nerd crocodiles favorite programming language? A: Jaw-va. * * * Q: Why shouldn't you taunt a crocodile? A: Because it might come back to bite you in the end. * * * Q: What's the similarity between a Alligator and Windows? A: Neither of them has enough bytes! * * * Q: How many arms has an alligator got? A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner! * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-03-15T15:21:36Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=402653#p402653