Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.***
I've read somewhere that coincidental lines is actually sadder: Because once they meet, they start avoiding each other.
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Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
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My girlfriend is the square root of -100
She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
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How do you stay warm in any room?
Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
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What’s the best way to serve pi?
A la mode. Anything else is mean.
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Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
It was three feet deep on average.
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It was three feet deep on average.
Just use imaginary numbers.
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Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because you can use algo-rhythm.
Haha. Nice jokes! Did you make up all? Or, where did you get them? I got a reading app from top1apk, but i can't find any jokes like that. Thanks!
My pleasure, Luciano16! I search for good ones on the net, and delete not-so good ones or post/edit after scrutiny.
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