Those are pretty good.
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue of course.
I do not get it.
]]>What's the difference between a trombone and a chainsaw?
Vibrato.
What is the definition of an optimist?
A tuba player with a beeper.
What's the difference between a banjo player and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
What do you call a beautiful woman on an accordion player's arm?
A tattoo.
Nice!
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With a tuba glue of course.
]]>What music are balloons afraid of?
"POP"!
Why Was The music Teacher Locked Out Of The music Room?
Because The Keys Were In The Piano!
Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
She wanted to reach the high notes!
What part of the turkey is musical?
The drumstick!
What makes music on your head?
A head band!
What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
Pick on someone your own size!
What keeps jazz musicians on earth?
GROOVITY!
Did you hear about the pianist who kept banging his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear!
Have you heard these before? Aren't they awful?
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