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The Mathematician was brought forward first. "Do you have anything you want to say? asked the executioner, strapping him in.

Yes, replied the Mathematician "π has been the most amazing number i've seen in my life!". "Wow?" said the executioner and flicked the switch and nothing happened. Under State law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner is to be released, so the Mathematician was released.

Then the Programmer was brought forward. Do you have anything you want to say?

Yes, there are too many bugs in your prison.

"Hemipterans" and the executioner flicked the switch, and again nothing happened, so the Programmer was released.

Then the Electrical Engineer was brought forward. Do you have anything you want to say? asked the executioner.

Yes, replied he. If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might make this thing work.

Interviewee: I'd rather the Lion eat the Chimpanzee!! ]]>

So.. She bought a 'Talking Parakeet', taught it to speak 'John, I Love You!' and presented it to her boyfriend.

After two days, she called him and asked..

Mary: How did you like the bird?

John: Oh that parrot? T'was very tasty! Especially the leg part!

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His friend: Wow! This seems to be a real 'Intelligent' dog.. Right?

Man: Mmmm.. Not quite. I've only won 4 out of 5 games!!]]>

After an hour long of diagnosis...

Doc: "Well, you have acute anemia!"

Lady (shyly): "Thanks for the compliment doctor! And what is the disease??"

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A group of 'dog specialists' put the dog to a small test for verification of the claim..

1st spclst: "How much is 2*3?"

Dog (lifts his right leg): "bhow, bhow, bhow, bhow, bhow, bhow!"

The spclst is pleased.

2nd spclst: "How much do you get if you subtract 10 from 7?"

Dog (lifts his left leg): "bhow, bhow, bhow!"

2nd spclst is amazed too.

3rd spclst: "If x+y=2 & x-y=8 then what are the values of x & y respectively?"

The dog thinks for a while; lifts his right leg: "bhow, bhow, bhow, bhow, bhow!" Then switches the leg: "bhow, bhow, bhow!"

Third one is almost shocked at this!

The final spclst thinks to make it really tough for the dog: "How much is 2 divided by 0?"

Dog (after a considerable thought): "You IDIOT! Division by 0 is NOT DEFINED!!"

Don't know what happened of the dog, but the specialists surely would have all fainted!!

Mathematician: Maria, I Love You!

Maria: Oh! Nothing special about it. Everybody says so. Can YOU prove it?

Mathematician: Of course! Let x & y be two non zero positive integers........!

And the girl faints.....

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A: CAUCHY! Because it left a RESIDUE at every POLE!!]]>

After they're through with it...

Mathematician: Wasn't that brilliant!?

Engineer: Yuck! My head's spinning! How do you develop any intuition for a fifteen dimensional space?

Mathematician: Well.. Its easy. I visualize the situation into an arbitrary N-dimensional space and then put N=15 !!!

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