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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

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A scientist tells a pharmacist, “Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid.”

“Do you mean aspirin?” asks the pharmacist.

The scientist slaps his forehead. “That’s it!” he says. “I can never remember the name.”

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Hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river?

It was three feet deep on average.

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Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

A: It’s two gross.

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Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A: A roamin’ numeral.

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Q: Did you hear the one about the statistician?

A: Probably.

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Q: How do mathematicians scold their children?

A: “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”

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